Thursday, September 22, 2016

Auntie Goofamus Of The Ozarks And Her "Cutesy" Ways

Auntie Goofamus Of The Ozarks

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AUNTIE GOOFAMUS OF THE OZARK HAD HER "CUTESY" WAYS ABOUT HER. TOO BAD SHE LOST THEM AFTER MENOPAUSE SET IN! A WILTED FLOWER NOW, SHE IS NO LONGER CLEVER, SHARP OR "CUTESY". JUST A SHELL OF HER FORMER SELF READY TO GO TO LONG TERM ASSISTED LIVING WHERE HER HEALTH CAN BE MONITORED AND HER GRAND KIDS CAN COME VISIT HER. SHE'LL BE WELL TAKEN CARE OF WITH THOSE MILLIONS SHE EARNED FROM HER WALL STREET SPEECHES AND HER FAT GOVERNMENT PENSIONS. NOT TO WORRY, SHE'LL LIVE BETTER THAN 99% OF SENIORS EEEKING OUT THEIR LAST YEARS SCRIMPING TO PAY THEIR "FINAL EXPENSES"!

SHE CAN GORGE HERSELF ON PUMPKIN CAKE DONUTS WASH IT DOWN WITH ICE COLD FRESH PRESSED CIDER AND AT NIGHT BREAK OUT THE LIQUOR AND DRINK HERSELF BLIND! LIFE IS GOOD FOR AUNTIE GOOFAMUS OF THE OZARKS! A LIVING LEGEND DOWN HERE IN ARKANSAS!

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